Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh


    There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
  1. He called everyone "brother".
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He coundn't get a fair trial.
    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
  1. He went into His Fathers business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
  1. He talked with his hand.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.
    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.
    But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.
    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
  1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up becuase there was more work for Him to do.